Gooooooood evening, my little chimichangas! How’s things out in th’ land o’ spice? Yeah, I don’ know either. But it doesn’t matter, ’cause I’m here ta tell ya how things are in th’ land o’ reindeer an’ candycanes an’ toys: they’re black-an-white-an-cool-all-over!
A little excursion inta th’ land’a misfit toys!
Straight outta th’ Marvel Digital Comics Holiday Special!
(An’ speakin’a misfit toys, ya might have seen one’a them already, since our very own little Clone Saga escapee, a.k.a. Widdle Wade, made off with Spidey-plush soon after this story happened. BAD clone! BAD!
But that’s not important now. What’s important is: PICTURES!
Whoa, I didn’ know they made THOSE in Santa’s workshop…
Hey Santa? Ya see that big bug thing in th’ top panel? He’s kinda cuuuute. Can I keep ‘im?
But I thought Santa was…jolly. D:
Is that the biggest stuffed Hulk in the world, or is Santa suddenly tiny?
D’aw! Giant scary thing knocked over Spidey-plush! No wonder he was feeling unloved an’ ran away ta join
th’ circus Widdle Wade.
Ninja candy canes FTW! I rock.
See? Even Santa thinks so. I’ll take the Communist revolutionary fer $500, Alex!
Bet he didn’ see THAT comin’! BAM!
Aaaaan’ that’s all, folks! Until next time, keep ’em smooth an’ shiny!
…Oh wait, I totally lied just then! One more thing. D’ya like me? D’ya like this journal? Then rate it an’ tell me how cool I am right now so I c’n stop bein’ in the top 100 blogs an’ start bein’ in th’ top 50 instead! Thanks, my faithful fans!