H-hey guys! It’s me! Bob! Remember me? Your favorite sidekick? I know, I know – I haven’t said hi in awhile. It’s just that…well…Mr. Wilson, sometimes he doesn’t like other people touching his things, and I really, really like all my fingers. Even the little one that’s kind of crooked because I broke it when Mr. Wilson stepped on it last year. It was all my fault really. But I do like my fingers. A lot. So I don’t want to, you know, lose one? Which might happen if Mr. Wilson sees me typing on his keyboard without asking.
So. Um. Mr. Wilson’s not here right now, and I wanted to show you something I just got. I got it in the mail! It was very exciting!! And I knew you’d all want to see it, because you’re such big fans of Mr. Wilson, just like me! But it has to be our little secret, ok? I don’t think Mr. Wilson would really understand why I paid my hard-earned allowance for..well…a My Little Pony.
But I know you’ll understand!
Isn’t he the prettiest thing you ever did see? I mean. Um. The most bad-ass? That’s totally what I mean! THE MOST BAD-ASS THING YOU EVER DID SEE!
See? He’s great, isn’t he? I bet you all want one too now. I know you do, don’t deny it! But he’s MINE, ALL MINE. Made JUST for me by Ponies of Dooom. And I will hug him and pet him and call him My Little Ponypool. YAY!
Well, I’d better go in case Mr. Wil– just in case anybody is disturbed by my walking around so late. But everybody have a good night now!!!